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Saturday, January 26, 2013

Engineers again . . . ! ! !



Engineers on a train




Three engineers and three mathematicians are on a train going to a conference. The mathematicians each bought a ticket. The engineers have one between them. As the conductor starts through the train car, the engineers all rush off and jump into the small lavatory.




The conductor knocks on the door of the lavatory and says "Ticket, please." At which point the engineers slide the one ticket through a ventilation slot and the conductor punches it. The mathematicians think this looks like a good trick and decide to try it on the train ride back home.




As the mathematicians board the train they have one ticket between them. The engineers have no ticket!

After a while, one of the engineers says, "Here comes the conductor!" So all three mathematicians jump up and run into the lavatory with their one ticket.




One of the engineers goes to the lavatory door and says "Ticket, please."

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Friday, January 25, 2013

HAPPY MEN'S DAY !!!!


For the 1st time SOMETHING  on a MAN. Do read it.

Who is a MAN?


A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts     compromising at a very tender age.

He sacrifices his chocolates for his  sister.


He sacrifices his dreams for just a  smile on his parents face.


He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the girl       he loves just to see her smiling

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late   at night without any complain.

He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them   for lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife   & boss.

His mother, wife & boss all try to control him.


His life finally ends up only by compromising for others'   happiness.

Respect every male in your life.
U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!

BECHARA MARD...!?

Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,

Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,

Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,


Chup rahe to DARPOK,


Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,


Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,


Bachhon ko dante to ZALIM,


Na dante to LAPARWAH,


Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,


Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KLAMAI KHANE WALA,


Maa ki mane to CHAMCHA,


Biwi ki sune to 
JORU KA GULAM...

Na Jane Kab Aayega,


"HAPPY MEN'S DAY"

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD

This Is AMAZING!!!

I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. 
I always thought it had to be determined surgically.

Until now..

Below are two birds.. Study them closely. 
See if you can determine which of the two is the female.

It C AN be done! Even by one with limited bird watching skills! 


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The dentist....

A guy and a girl meet at a bar…… 
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They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.8C31F95AA7364183A5E4AB29B3D9F816@ownerPC
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
 
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He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says:
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"You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says:"Yes .... How did you figure that out?"
"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After it's over the girl says: "You must be a very good dentist."
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The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
"Sure - I'm a very good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
The girl replies:....
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"I didn't feel a thing."





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Thursday, January 24, 2013

EASY V/S DIFFICULT

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others

Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes
Easy is to talk without thinking

Difficult is to refrain the tongue
Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.

Difficult is to heal the wound...
Easy is to forgive others

Difficult is to ask for forgiveness
Easy is to set rules.

Difficult is to follow them...
Easy is to dream every night.

Difficult is to fight for a dream...
Easy is to show victory.

Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...
Easy is to admire a full moon.

Difficult to see the other side...
Easy is to stumble with a stone.

Difficult is to get up...
Easy is to enjoy life every day.

Difficult to give its real value...
Easy is to promise something to someone.

Difficult is to fulfill that promise...
Easy is to say we love.

Difficult is to show it every day...
Easy is to criticize others.

Difficult is to improve oneself...
Easy is to make mistakes.

Difficult is to learn from them...
Easy is to weep for a lost love.

Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.
Easy is to think about improving.

Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action...
Easy is to think bad of others

Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...
Easy is to receive

Difficult is to give
Easy to read this

Difficult to follow
Easy is keep the friendship with words

Difficult is to keep it with meanings

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

VERY USEFUL TIPS FOR HEALTH....!!!!

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Health Benefits of Consuming Dates "

1) Dates are free from cholesterol and contain very low fat. Dates are rich in vitamins and minerals.

2) They are rich source of protein, dietary fiber and rich in vitamin B1, B2, B3 and B5 along with vitamin A1 and C.


3)It helps improve the digestive system as it contains soluble and insoluble fibers and different kinds of amino acids.

4) Dates are great energy boosters as they contain natural sugars like glucose, sucrose and fructose. To get more advantage add dates to milk and make it a very nutritious snack.

5)Dates are very low in calories and are extremely suitable for health conscious people.

6) Dates are rich in potassium and reduced in sodium. This helps regulate a healthy nervous system. Researchers have revealed the fact that potassium intake up to a certain extent can reduce risk of stroke.

7) Dates also help in lowering of the LDL cholesterol.

8) Dates have high iron content and are very useful in treating anemia. The patients can eat many dates for better advantages.

9) Dates also have fluorine that slows down the process of tooth decay.

10) It helps people suffering from constipation. Soak dates overnight and take it along with water to have added advantage.

11) Dates help in weight gain and are beneficial for those who suffer from over slimming problem.

12) Dates are excellent for alcoholic intoxication.Cures abdominal cancer.

13) It also helps in improving eye sight and helps in curing night blindness as well.

"The best thing is that it does not have any side effect on the body and is completely natural as well as it works better than medicine."







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Safety tips for women


Safety tips for women















1. Always be aware of your surroundings:
This applies whether you are traveling alone or in groups. Don’t just focus inwardly on your thoughts if you are alone, or your friends if you are together. Keep one eye out for your environment, looking out for suspicious characters, possible danger, etc.
Also, don’t assume that because your area has been "safe" thus far, that it will continue to be so.
2. Travel in groups:
"There is safety in numbers" is not just a cliche. It’s true. Make a point of traveling together with other sisters, whether it’s on public transportation, on campus, in cars, etc.
3. Change the route you normally travel by:
If you’ve taken the same bus, train or highway to get to work or school, change your route. Even if it takes you a little longer, your safety is more important. By changing your route, you can avert possible attacks or harassment from those who know your schedule, method and route of travel well. Please note though that you should avoid short cuts that take you through unfamiliar or unsafe areas.
4. Look confident:
Walk with a straight posture and your arms swinging by your sides. Avoid slouching or walking like a victim. This makes you an easy target for attackers.
5. When riding by public transportation choose the right seat:
If you are riding by bus or train, do not sit on the window seat as you may be "blocked in" by a potential assailant. Always select the seat next to the aisle so that you can quickly leave if necessary.
If you are taking public transportation alone after peak hours, sit as close to the driver as possible and/or choose the section of the bus/train that is most crowded. Try to get a seat near the exit as well.
6. If you are driving alone:
Don’t think that if you are in a car, you’re safe. Windows should be up and doors locked even when driving to avoid unwanted passengers at intersections. When you are walking to your car, always have your keys ready, so that you can quickly get into your car.
But don’t just get in right away. Always check your car before entering, especially the back, for any intruders.
7. Never leave your car door unlocked:
Even if it means for one minute to drop something off in the mailbox that’s a few feet away. Attackers have been known to lie in wait for such an opportunity.
8. Be careful in parking lots:
Always be alert in parking lots, especially when it's dark. Ask someone to escort you to your car. Between cars and inside cars, it's easy for someone to hide and wait until an unalert person comes along.
9. If you are traveling by taxi:
Always check the identification of the driver (usually located near the visor) and ensure that it matches the driver. Once inside, don't sit behind the driver as it may be easy for the driver to lock the rear passenger door. Always choose the adjacent seat .
In addition, avoid flagging taxis. Always order taxis so the driver can be traced if something happens.

10. Don’t use the Walkman:
If you’re used to listening to your Walkman while outside, drop this habit, especially in isolated areas. With your Walkman on, you cannot hear the approach of a possible attacker.
11. Note "safe houses" along your route:
Mentally note houses at intervals on each route you take that can be used as "safe houses" if you are attacked, such as shops or houses that you know to be occupied by a friend or acquaintance.

12. When you make a call from a phone booth:
After dialing the number you wish to call always turn around so that you have your back to the phone and may see who or what is coming your way. You will then be able to tell the person to whom you are speaking that you may be in trouble and you may be able to use the weight of the phone as a weapon. The door of a telephone box could be used to wedge in the limbs of the attacker.
13. Do not open the door of your home without checking:
DO NOT open the door to your home without first checking from a window, peephole or by asking and verifying who it is. Instruct children to do the same.
14. Report any suspicious activity around your home:
If you see people loitering on the streets near your house, call the police on a non emergency number and report it.
15. Invest in a cell phone:
This is an invaluable safety device. Keep it with you at all times and keep emergency numbers on it. Also, keep it next to your bed before you go to bed at night. Cell phones were first popularized by women as a security device, business people came later.
16. Parking tips:
Avoid parking in areas that are not well lit. Where possible, park close to a school or work entrance or in a parking garage that has an attendant.
If you see a suspicious person approaching or hanging around near your parked car, turn around and go back to an area where there are other people. Try to get an escort to your car through the campus or job security or local police.
17. Tell others about your whereabouts:
Parents, spouses and friends should know where you are going and when you will be back, so that your absence will be noticed. Arrange a call in system with a friend if you live alone, whereby you call when you arrive home.
18. Trust your instincts:
If you are walking somewhere and feel strange or scared, don’t ignore this feeling. Take extra precautions by walking a little faster to get to a more populated or well- lit area or change the route you’ve been driving on.

19. If you think you are being followed, change your route and activity:
You can cross the street, change directions, or enter a populated building or store. Do whatever is necessary to avoid being alone with the person who is following you. Inform a police officer or security official about the follower.
20. Attract attention if you are in a dangerous situation:
Get others’ to pay attention to what's happening to you if you are under attack or being harassed. You can alert others by honking a car horn or loudly describing what is happening.
21. NEVER admit that you are alone:
If someone calls your home and asks if you are alone, NEVER admit it. Ask who the caller is. If they refuse to identify themselves, calmly hangup. Keep the radio on in the house so that callers will get the impression that others are in the home too. Instruct children to do the same when they pick up the phone.

22. Obscene phone calls:
If you receive an obscene call or a crank call, do not talk to the caller. Hang up if the caller doesn’t say anything, or as soon as s/he shouts obscenities. Hang up the phone calmly and do not slam it down. Note down the date and time of the calls. If they are persistent, inform local police.
23. If you are a student:
Avoid studying in isolated classrooms in parts of the college campus that are not regularly patrolled by the school’s security officers.
24. In large buildings take the elevator, not the stairwell:
Stairwells are usually quiet and dark. Most people take the elevator. But if someone creepy gets on, don’t hesitate to get off at the same time. Or, if someone is already on the elevator who you feel strange about, do not get on and wait for the next elevator.



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