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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Ek dum tapori

Apun ek ishtory sunaenga:








Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log bolay to matlab ki judwaan.


Lekin dono mein farq bolay to ek dum solid. Julie ek dum Smart, jhakaas

aur


Sulie ek dum halki re. To kya hota hai maloom? Sulie to bachpan se, woh
kya


bolte hain usko ..Stubborn ..bole to ek dam ziddi.... rehti hai.




To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh maang ta-ich hai.




Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha...




Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.




Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya baap.




To na kya huwa maloom? Julie ka shaadi ek dum karod-pati ladka ke saath


hota hai. Aur Sulie ek phateechar puntoosh se shaadi banaata hai.




Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap. Sulie bhi pati se fridge
maangti


hai.Pati bechara gharib. Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge


khareed leta hai. Abhi Julie agle maheene Air Conditioner khareed dalti


hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.


Bolti: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi.


  Pati bechara aur paise udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai.





Ab Julie car khareedti hai. Sulie bhi zidd karti hai. Pati ka dimaag


satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya, pita-ji ka zameen bech dalta


hai aur gaadi khareedta hai. Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke Bus


khareedti hai. Sulie Zidd karti hai Bus chahiye merey ko bhee. Abhee pati


solid bhadakta hai baap. Bolta hai "Aye item, ab dimaagh ki dahi mat


bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak kya? Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunenga. Apun


jaa rahela hai"




To Sulie ko chodke woh chala jaata hai. Sulie lekin apni gaadri bech kar


aur paisa market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai.




To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai.




Bus ko park kar ke woh log ghumne firne ko jaata hai. Wapas aake dekhta
hai


to saala dono bus mein steering wheel ghaib, seat ghaib, gear ghaib...sab


kuch ghaib!! Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai.




Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya bolti hai??










* * * Yeh tu bol-na * * * * *














* * * Abey soch shuntt...... * * *
















* * *le dimag kaam nahi kar rela hai? * * *

















* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *


















* * * Accha chal bolich dalti hoon: * * *






















"NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE........ NA KUCH MERE BUS MEIN..."

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