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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Waves vs lighthouses

Friday, January 15, 2010

Solutions of Maths Problems



 

 

 

 


Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Best movie stunt ever --- South Indian style ! ! !

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Some W a c k y Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity.
- Albert Einstein



The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.

- Robert Frost



The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.

- Franklin P. Jones



We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like?

- Jean Cocturan



It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.

- Darrin Weinberg



Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.



Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.



Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.



It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.







Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop.



Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,             
neither does milk.



Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



Forgive your enemies but remember their names.



The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.


Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia !

Funny Pictures



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




This is miracle

Reason why in COMPANIES, CD drives are disabled

Survival of the fittest

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Too Much Diet ?



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Amazing Antartic



 

 

 

 

 

 


Engineering....the untold truth....

1. Some Basic definitions..

Engineering College : Place where you're punished for
getting good HSC marks.
Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything
remotely female qualifies
for that title...
Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get
some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the
canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the
senior to the canteen.
Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors
come nearby. (No one
runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time..physical presence is a
must...only meant for
sleeping, completing assignemtns & genral TP
Tutions : What you take when you don't waste enough
time....
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the
girls do your
experiment,and usually destroy a
considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are
no girls in your group
simply look blankly at each
other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the
readings. from the
girls of course...).


2. The Truth about exams....
Timing...when ur non enginering GF/BF is free to enjoy
while u slog with
submisisons & exams
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes
and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you
attempted worth in the
exam...
KT : Makes you suicidal..the WAY of life...
Year Drop : Makes dad homicidal.
Reverification : A cruel joke. (results of which come
after you give the KT
exam).

An engineer's 10 engg commandments of Life
1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the
morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in
the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being
present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a
four-lettered word.


4. The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to Engineering
is it worth it???

Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,Honge AllC lear, Honge All Clear
Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas,
hum hoge all clear ek din

Top two Engineering Rumors:
'Did you hear the results are being put up today at
5:30pm'
'Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks,
its been put up at Notice Board'

The most dreaded acronym for Engineers:
ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)

The most important criteria while selecting an
engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that
college is engineers dream
come true)

Engineers at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass
transfer operations

throughout the class

The most important machine for Engineers:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion
wouldn't be possible)

The most important table in an Engineer's House:
The glass table ( to carry out GT operations, during
Night Duty.)

The only queue an Engineer is familiar with:
Submission Queue

An Engineer's favourite watch:
Bird Watch !

Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:
'What is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out
of the syllabus'
'This was the worst paper set in the entire
engineering history'
'I am failing....I got screwed royally'

Feeling after Completing Engineering:
Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!

What you will learn in Engineering
· You can study hard and still fail
· You can not study and pass
· Multiple choice does not mean easy
· Earlier batches of engineers were lucky!
· Six exams can be written in 4 days, but it hurts
· You can skip all the classes, study for 15 minutes
before the final and
still do better than an arts
student in any arts class
· Pi to six decimal places
· Judging by my fellow students, engineers are either
drunks or geeks
· Everyone is someone else's wierdo
· Front Row people are wierd
· Those who can, do, those who can't, teach
· A 95.75% can be an A
· An 80.1% can be an A+
· You can kill your neighbors with a 9 volt battery

Its raining . . .








Ek dum tapori

Apun ek ishtory sunaenga:








Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log bolay to matlab ki judwaan.


Lekin dono mein farq bolay to ek dum solid. Julie ek dum Smart, jhakaas

aur


Sulie ek dum halki re. To kya hota hai maloom? Sulie to bachpan se, woh
kya


bolte hain usko ..Stubborn ..bole to ek dam ziddi.... rehti hai.




To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh maang ta-ich hai.




Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha...




Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.




Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya baap.




To na kya huwa maloom? Julie ka shaadi ek dum karod-pati ladka ke saath


hota hai. Aur Sulie ek phateechar puntoosh se shaadi banaata hai.




Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap. Sulie bhi pati se fridge
maangti


hai.Pati bechara gharib. Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge


khareed leta hai. Abhi Julie agle maheene Air Conditioner khareed dalti


hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.


Bolti: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi.


  Pati bechara aur paise udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai.





Ab Julie car khareedti hai. Sulie bhi zidd karti hai. Pati ka dimaag


satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya, pita-ji ka zameen bech dalta


hai aur gaadi khareedta hai. Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke Bus


khareedti hai. Sulie Zidd karti hai Bus chahiye merey ko bhee. Abhee pati


solid bhadakta hai baap. Bolta hai "Aye item, ab dimaagh ki dahi mat


bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak kya? Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunenga. Apun


jaa rahela hai"




To Sulie ko chodke woh chala jaata hai. Sulie lekin apni gaadri bech kar


aur paisa market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai.




To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai.




Bus ko park kar ke woh log ghumne firne ko jaata hai. Wapas aake dekhta
hai


to saala dono bus mein steering wheel ghaib, seat ghaib, gear ghaib...sab


kuch ghaib!! Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai.




Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya bolti hai??










* * * Yeh tu bol-na * * * * *














* * * Abey soch shuntt...... * * *
















* * *le dimag kaam nahi kar rela hai? * * *

















* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *


















* * * Accha chal bolich dalti hoon: * * *






















"NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE........ NA KUCH MERE BUS MEIN..."

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